Stalking Venus

Some days they’re bad. Other days they’re really bad. Either way, there’s only one Cyanide and Happiness!
Today was one of their good days…

Source: Explosm

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”
Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your [...]

1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the veggies while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with girls about lifting the toilet seat. Piss in the sink.
4. [...]

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. “What a peaceful & loving couple”, people said with admiration.
The local newspaper reporter was enquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our [...]

Mike Naicker on Eskom - Click to view video

Mike Naicker is a South African comedian who is famous for his tongue-in-cheek political humour that’s delivered in a thick South African Indian accent.
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