Christmas double-entendres
I prefer breasts to legs.
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Smother the butter all over the breasts.
If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
I’ve never seen a better spread!
I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It’s a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your [...]

