Stalking Venus

Today I started playing ‘The Game’, and in doing so, instantly lost at ‘The Game’. Now, thanks to this post, so have you. No idea what I’m on about? Check this and this. Now you know. God teh intarwebz are strange.

This is a regular occurrence at the Mfuwe Lodge in the South Luangwa National Park in Zambia, where the lodge was unwittingly built on the Elephant’s traditional path through to some wild mango trees on the property.

The herd of a dozen or so elephants have walked through the lodge’s reception area at [...]

The story attached to this image is that some (British) dude decided to go skinny-dipping in the Imperial Palace moat. Just for a lark. And then ended up being chased naked through the streets by the cops!
Source: Tokyo Times

I reckon this is a contender for the coolest comment I’ve ever read on a blog:
“I’m nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I’ve begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I’m reminiscing this right now. I can’t go to the bar because I’ve already looked back on it in my memory… and I didn’t have [...]

Yeah baby, now this is pure class. ‘Pipedream Products’ has added Sarah Jessica Parker to their range of inflatable sex dolls.
She loves “big”. Check.
Sarah Jessica Porkher. Check.
Three fabulous love holes. Check.
Sex in her shitty. Oh yeah, that’s a check.
Puncture kit not included.
Hey, look on the bright side… At least you don’t have to listen to [...]