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In a bout of hysterical irony, Jesus is marrying Madonna…

Madonna and her young lover Jesus are getting married in a Kabbalah ceremony, according to the model’s father.

Fresh out of her eight-year marriage to British film maker Guy Ritchie, Madge, 50, plans to wed the 22-year-old in a Kabbalah ceremony in the near future, Britain’s Daily Mail reports.

The revelation came in an interview Jesus Luz’s father, Luiz Heitor Pinto da Luz, gave to Brazilian magazine Quem.

“My understanding is that this is just a consequence of what is happening,” Mr Luz told the magazine.

“He is already living with her.

“I don’t know if there will be an actual wedding.

“From what I have read there could be a sort of ritual, but I don’t know Kabbalah… to know if it’s valid and legal.”

The pair met on a magazine photo shoot in a Brazilian hotel room late last year.