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Entries for December, 2008

Pic of the Day 29/12/2008 (OMFG!!)

Kirstie Alley seems to be gaining engrams rather than losing them. Who knew Thetans could be so heavy?

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‘Santa Baby’ singer dies on Christmas day

Eartha Kitt, throaty-voiced Broadway singer of the hit Santa Baby died on Thursday at the age of 81.
Strangely enough, my wife had compiled a playlist of Christmas tunes to play during our family Christmas party, and I even commented to someone that the random selector on the iPod was choosing Santa Baby quite a lot. [...]

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Happy Christmas

Well, it’s not the warmest Christmas I’ve ever experienced. At 9.25 a.m. it’s only 25 degrees centigrade. Still, it’s warm enough  that we’re having a cold Christmas lunch today, putting the lilo in the pool and wearing shorts and teeshirts.
Well, I guess that’s the southern hemisphere for you. Not so good for these folks in [...]

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Chillin’ by the pool

Okay, so sue me. It’s Christmas time, I’m on holiday after a very busy year, and the posts are going to be a bit on the sporadic side until Jan. But when I come back, it’ll be everything you could have hoped for. There’ll be fireworks, naked dancing girls, prancing horses, George W. Bush on [...]

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Are you schizowebphrenic?

Schizowebphrenia and Web Multiple Personality Disorder. Do you qualify?

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Baptazia Part 3

Whenever I’m feeling a bit down and need a lift at work, I have two specific videos I use as therapy. The one is called funnycats and is a compilation of loads of cats doing stupid or cute stuff.
The other is this (definitely only watch it with sound)…

Holy Ghost VS Andy C & MC GQ [...]

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Pic of the day 10/12/2008

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Chinese poem

This is a pretty funny story that I spotted on the good old Double-Boing.
The designers for the scientific journal of the Max Planck Institute in Germany wanted to have an elegant Chinese poem on the cover of their special issue featuring China.
So, they did the ubiquitous thing for today’s age and turned to Google, which [...]

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Christmas double-entendres

I prefer breasts to legs.
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Smother the butter all over the breasts.
If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
I’ve never seen a better spread!
I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It’s a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your [...]

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Pic of the day 09/12/2008

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