So I’m sitting in my office this morning, doing the whole blue Monday, need coffee, trying to get shit together for the week, looking out at the dreary dismal weather and wishing I was at home in bed when…

… In walk a couple of mates all smiles and bounciness, and they’re like “Dude! Congratulations!”

So I’m like “WTF?” and they’re like “You won a Nintendo Wii!” and I’m like “WTF?” and they’re like, “Ja! The el33tonline competition that we all entered - You won first prize motherfucker! And I’m like, “WTF?”

And they’re like “WTF? WTF? Stop saying WTF?!” and I’m like, “Holy shit.” And they’re like “Damn right holy shit!” And so I checked my email and sure as the sky is bright orange (when you’re on LSD) I had won the main prize of a Wii console, Wii Fit bundle, Wii sports, 3 extra controllers, 3 extra nunchuks, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee!

Needless to say, I’m pretty frikkin’ ecstatic. So THANKS el33tonline! I loves ya!