Stalking Venus

So I’m sitting in my office this morning, doing the whole blue Monday, need coffee, trying to get shit together for the week, looking out at the dreary dismal weather and wishing I was at home in bed when…
… In walk a couple of mates all smiles and bounciness, and they’re like “Dude! Congratulations!”
So I’m [...]

Yeah baby, now this is pure class. ‘Pipedream Products’ has added Sarah Jessica Parker to their range of inflatable sex dolls.
She loves “big”. Check.
Sarah Jessica Porkher. Check.
Three fabulous love holes. Check.
Sex in her shitty. Oh yeah, that’s a check.
Puncture kit not included.
Hey, look on the bright side… At least you don’t have to listen to [...]

Words can’t begin to describe this apartment. Apparently the rent was due for a while, and someone went in to leave her a note saying it was due. Click the link to see the full horror of what they saw.
When I went through a stoner phase way back, my roommate and I didn’t have any [...]

Here’s a scary little story from The Independent.
Apparently scientists have recently discovered huge Arctic regions that are releasing millions of tons of methane - a gas 20 times more potent than carbon dioxide.
Basically what’s happened is that because of global warming, the sub-sea layer of permafrost that used to form a lid on these deposits [...]

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Ahoy ye landlubbers!
As ye may well know, September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and it also happens te be me birthday matey, so drop us a hearty greetin’ in the ole comments chest why don’t ye?
And remember kids… Pirating of ships and plundering of their treasures is good. Pirating of software and [...]

Sad news indeed. Richard Wright, Pink Floyd’s incredible keyboard player, founding band member and genius songwriter died of cancer at his home on Monday. He was 65 years old.
Wright was the sole songwriter on “The Great Gig in the Sky”, a spectacular piece of free-floating vocals that forms an integral part of the masterpiece album [...]