Stalking Venus

… is what the headline of this post would be if we were a less classy establishment looking for some quick stat-boosting visits from click-happy gossip junkies, instead of the refined and mellifluent instrument of the truth that we are.

But because we’re an establishment of such refinery and mellifluousness, we’ll have to tone it down a bit and report that in fact Heroes star Hayden Panettiere has merely reported that she liked to get a bit of tongue from her girlfriends when she was back in school as, you know, practice. Any rumours that she and co-star Milo Ventimiglia have started a satanic sex cult called Hairless Horny Heroes for Hire are totally unfounded.

When questioned further on the subject by an Associated Press reporter, she said:

People are more interested in who celebrities are dating than the events going in the world. I’m not shallow. And I’m not sharing.