Stalking Venus

It’s shit like this that makes me fear for our species.

Seriously.

It’s not so much that someone woke up one morning and thought, “Well hey! What the fuck. I’ll make an iPod case that looks like uncooked meat!” as the fact that there are other people out there who’ll think “Well, hey! What the fuck. I think I need an iPod case that looks like uncooked meat.”

It’s even packaged to look like a prime cut. These are the signs of the times boys and girls. Modern humanity is reaching the nadir of its banality.